And possibly this guy. He seems old and prone to wheelchair use.
It seems like only yesterday we found out about Rihanna and Rob Kardashian, but already there’s a new random celebrity couple to rub it in our faces that the rich only bang the rich. Although, this one’s not hugely surprising considering Russell Brand would bang a hobo to kill time, but then again, he turned down Katy Perry‘s money in the divorce, so I have no idea what Geri Halliwell‘s doing here. Via Radar Online:
“Things are getting very serious between them — they’re a proper couple now. They had met several times in the past, but really got to know each other during the Olympics,” a source told the British paper.
“People thought Russell was joking at the time, when he said he had a crush on Geri all over again, but it was true.
“They just clicked — they have so much in common.
“He is spending so much more time in London just to be with her.”
GERI: Oh, Russell, you make me feel so young again.
RUSSELL: That’s nice. *crosses name off list* You wouldn’t happen to know where Baby Spice lives, would you?
GERI: Of course, why do you as- NO. You’ll never do it you, you know?
RUSSELL: I have to try.
RUSSELL: You wouldn’t understand.
GERI: Try me.
RUSSELL: … I’m a sex addict.
GERI: That’s it?
RUSSELL: What do you mean that’s it? I just had sex with a geriatric, you twit. How do you think that makes me feel? Inside my pockets is bloody rope just in case the sporty one’s a lesbian. A really, really strong lesbian.
GERI: I had no idea it was that hard for you.
RUSSELL: Well, I had no idea you went through menopause, so be a love and give me that address and we’ll call it even.
I’m sorry but I will always be a weird Belly Button man – Russel Brand