Here’s 19-year-old (Seemed like a good idea to point that out.) Selena Gomez sunbathing in Orlando over the weekend and, okay, fine, looking not pregnant. And while I’m being completely honest, its time all of us stop lying to ourselves about Justin Bieber hitting this and start focusing on harvesting His power. I’m talking literally consuming His body thus becoming one with His magic because, trust me, transubstantiation ain’t cutting it. Which is surprising for a Roman Catholic concept that I’m using to take something from a young boy, but I digress. The important thing is I’ve been covering Communion wafers in maple syrup all morning, and I haven’t touched a single Italian-Mexican hybrid boob yet. Unless they feel like diabetes, in which case, they be all up in my face, making my feet not feel no more. Click The Jump To see the Full Gallery! (more…)
Archive for June, 2012
Selena makes startling confessions in the July 2012 issue of ‘Elle’ magazine including what it’s like to grow up poor! Find out all the details!
Selena Gomez may be a huge pop star today, but she didn’t always live among the rich and famous! Selena went through rough times as a child!
Selena’s parents divorced when she was just 5-years-old! The “Love You Like A Love Song” singer was an only child with her mom Amanda Cornett, a stage actress, and they quickly found themselves living a life of poverty! “I can remember about seven times when our car got stuck on the highway because we’d run out of gas money.”
Fortunately, Selena’s mother was determined to show her daughter the world despite their monetary standing! “She saved up to take me to concerts. She took me to museums, aquariums, to teach me about the world, about what’s real,” Selena added.
Today, Selena, 19, is a thriving actress/singer, immersed in a deep relationship with Justin Bieber, and has a bright future ahead of her! We say her mom did a job well done!
Selenators, are YOU happy for Selena’s success?
The too-sexy singer flaunts her amazing figure in these new pics — check out her hot look!
Selena Gomez is one of the sexiest women in Hollywood, and in her stunning new July Elle spread she shows off her so-toned body!
Selena, 19, couldn’t look any hotter in these pics. She really has transitioned to become one of the hottest women in the world!